I Had To Perform At The White

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Biggest Fashion Risk You Take Is Which Plaid You'll Wear To The 4-h Fair.