You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Home Shopping Channel Operator Recognizes Your Voice.