You Might Be A Redneck If During

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.