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I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

Ladies Have Come Up With All These Expressions To Reassure Men. "oh, Honey, It's Not The Size Of The Ship, It's The Motion Of The Ocean." That May Be True, But It Takes A Long Time To Get To England In A Rowboat.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Is A Sheet Hanging In Your Closet And A Gun Rack Hanging In Your Truck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.