You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

When You're In A Slump, You're Not In For Much Fun. Un-slumping Yourself Is Not Easily Done.

Fame You'll Be Famous, As Famous As Can Be, With Everyone Watching You Win On Tv, Except When They Don't Because Sometimes They Won't.

Now, The Star-belly Sneetches Had Bellies With Stars. The Plain-belly Sneetches Had None Upon Thars.

Everything Stinks Until It's Finished.