Reading Can Take You Places You Have

Be Grateful You’re Not In The Forest In France Where The Average Young Person Just Hasn’t A Chance To Escape From The Perilous Pants Eating Plants But Your Pants Are Safe, You’re A Fortunate Guy You Ought To Be Shouting How Lucky Am I

If You Don't Like Me, Remember It's Mind Over Matter. I Don't Mind, And You Don't Matter.

You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose.

We've Taught You That The Earth Is Round, That Red And White Make Pink, And Something Else That Matters More - We've Taught You How To Think.

In The House, And On The Street, How Many, Many Feet You Meet.