We've Taught You That The Earth Is

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Onward Up Many A Frightening Creek, Though Your Arms May Get Sore And Your Sneakers May Leak. Oh! The Places You'll Go!

Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember Life's A Great Balancing Act.

Today Is Gone. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One. Every Day, From Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Nothing Is Going To Change, Unless Someone Does Something Soon