You Live Eighty Years, And At Best

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

The Radio Ad "hi, I'm Jeff Healey From The Jeff Healey Band. Don't Drink And Drive. I Don't". Well, I Hope You Don't Drive Sober Either Mr. Healey. You're Blind For God's Sake!

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.