You Know Your Girls Up To No

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.