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Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

I Don't Really Have Aspirations To Be Tom Hanks.

New York Is A Fun Town To Go Out In. During My Twenties And Into My Thirties I Had A Good Time Partying, Yes. But Nothing Where I Woke Up And I Thought That I Had A Problem.

I Still Regret That I Never Played Soccer In High School. I Chose Basketball Over Soccer.

Often Times I'm Confronted With A Quote That I Don't Remember Saying. So, On One Hand It's Very Flattering, It Is Just So Surreal.