I Just Kind Of Have A Comedic

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

I Was A Strange Kid In That, While Most Kids Hate School And Want To Turn 18 Or 21, I Loved High School.

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

Oftentimes, Even As A Little Kid, I Would Get Up Before Anyone Else. My Brother Would Still Be Sleeping, My Mom Would Still Be Sleeping, So I Would Literally Play 'monopoly' By Myself. I Would Play Board Games; I Would Do Things By Myself.