You Know Why Dogs Have No Money?

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.

Cremation Has Become The Most Popular Form Of Burial In The United States... People Used To Want A Big, Thick Granite Stone, Their Names Carved Into With A Chisel. I Was Here Dammit! Cremation Is Like You're Trying To Cover Up A Crime. Burn The Body. Scatter The Ashes Around. As Far As Anyone's Concerned This Whole Thing Never Happened.

Have You Ever Noticed How They Keep Improving Your Laundry Detergent, But They Still Can't Get Those Blue Flakes Out? Why Do We Trust Them To Get Our Clothes Clean? These Guys Can't Even Get The Detergent White!

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.