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In Spite Of The Poor Economy, Almost 70 Percent Of Americans Occasionally Splurge On Luxury Items -- Like A Blanket On A Plane, Or A Peanut.

President Obama’s Approval Ratings Are So Low Now, Kenyans Are Accusing Him Of Being Born In The United States.

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Form 1040 Was Chosen By The Irs Because For Every $50 You Earn, You Get 10 And They Get 40.

Never Perform For Your Family. They Either Laugh Too Hard Or Not At All.