You Know What God Told The Cubs?

I'd Walk Through Hell In A Gasoline Suit To Play Baseball.

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No Joe Morgan, But I'm Pretty Good For A White Guy.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

The Team That Wins Two-thirds Of Its One Run Games Usually Wins The Pennant.