You Know What God Told The Cubs?

The Greatest Competitor Was Bob Gibson. He Worked So Fast Out There And He Always Had The Hood Up. He Always Wanted To Close His Own Deal. He Never Talked To You Because He Was Battling So Hard. I Sure As Hell Don't Miss Batting Against Him, But I Miss Him In The Game.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.

I Would Think If Someone Connected To Steroids Made The Hall Of Fame, That Would Enhance My Chances Of Making The Hall Of Fame.