I'd Walk Through Hell In A Gasoline

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest Advantage.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

When You Step Into The Batter's Box, Have Nothing On Your Mind Except Baseball.