The Only Way I Can't Hit .300

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

Unfortunately, Gambling And Winning Don't Often Go Hand-in-hand.

Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise, But He Got Him An Extra 30-day Vacation - And It's Called October.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.