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I've Leased The Apartment; My Partner Is Going To Come Out Here. But We're Keeping Our House In Chicago Because Real Estate Is A Really Good Investment And Also Because It Is Just Crammed With Full Of Stuff!

Jay Leno Is Not A Guy Who Likes Change. He Eats The Same Food Every Day.

I Went In Saying I Wanted To Be The Food Guy.

Not To Sound Too Much Like Christopher Guest In 'waiting For Guffman,' But On Thanksgiving You're Putting On A Show!

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