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My Whole Problem Is That All Of My Favorite Things At Thanksgiving Are The Starches, And Everyone Is Trying To Go Low-carb This Year, Even A Green Vegetable Has Carbs In It.

It's Okay If You Finish Cooking Something Easy After Your Guests Arrive - Some Dishes Must Be Prepared A La Minute, As Chefs Say. Just Remember To Keep Talking.

The World Is Full Of People Who Would Like Nothing Better Than To Spend Six Hours On A Golf Course. I Would Rather Be Chopping Shallots.

Because The Show Is Popular, People Do Recognize Us On The Streets.

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