You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.

Marriage, As An Institution, Is As Dead As The Dodo Bird.

It Seems There's Just No Room Left For Elegance In This Paper-plate, Blue-jean World. And I, For One, Think It's A Shame.

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

I Married First, Won The Oscar Before Olivia (sister Olivia De Havilland) Did, And If I Die First, She'll Undoubtedly Be Livid Because I Beat Her To It!