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I Would Call Myself More Spiritual Than Religious.

I Put My Own D*ck In My Mouth. I Was 14 And Much More Flexible At The Time. It Was Soft And Required A Lot Of Pulling. I Really Wanted That Case Of Beer.

I'm Always At The Opposite End Of The Spectrum, The Opposite Of Hipster Culture, And I Enjoy That.

Happy Wife, Happy Life. I Think Every Man Learns That Quick. Really Quick.

It's Okay To Have Faith In Something That You Can't See Or Touch.