I Put My Own D*ck In My

After This Many Years Of Being A Lead Singer In A Touring Rock Band, I've Had My Fair Share Of Fun. But Those Days Are Long Behind Me.

You Know It's Never Too Late To Shoot For The Stars Regardless Of Who You Are

At The End Of The Day, The Golden Rule Is Called The Golden Rule For A Reason - Do Unto Others As You Would Have Done To You. In Terms Of Commandments You Could Probably Just Do That One And You Would Be Well Off. If Everybody Could Adhere To That One, We'd Be Ok, As Long As A Masochist Wasn't In Charge Of People.

It's A Small Percentile Of People Who See One Dime Out Of The Music Business.

I Put My Own D*ck In My Mouth. I Was 14 And Much More Flexible At The Time. It Was Soft And Required A Lot Of Pulling. I Really Wanted That Case Of Beer.