You Haven't Lived Until You've Lived With

Wrinkles Are Hereditary. Parents Get Them From Their Children.

I Love To Laugh.it's The Only Way To Live. Enjoy Each Day-it's Not Coming Back Again!

If It's True That Men Are Such Beasts, This Must Account For The Fact That Most Women Are Animal Lovers.

Middle Age Is Youth Without Levity, And Age Without Decay.

I've Been Through Everything. I Always Said I Was Like Those Round-bottomed Circus Dolls — You Know, Those Dolls You Could Push Down And They'd Come Back Up? I've Always Been Like That. I've Always Said, No Matter What Happens, If I Get Pushed Down, I'm Going To Come Right Back Up.