You Gotta Call A Blacksmith.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up, Sell It, If It Goes Down, Don't Buy It.

I Tell The Kids, Somebody's Gotta Win, Somebody's Gotta Lose. Just Don't Fight About It. Just Try To Get Better.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.