You Got To Be Brave. If You

My Liveliness Is Based On An Incredible Fear Of Death. In Order To Keep Death At Bay, I Do A Lot Of "yah! Yah! Yah!" And Death Says, "all Right. He's Too Noisy And Busy. I'll Wait For Someone Who's Sitting Quietly, Half Asleep."

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.

Rhetoric Does Not Get You Anywhere, Because Hitler And Mussolini Are Just As Good At Rhetoric. But If You Can Bring These People Down With Comedy, They Stand No Chance.

Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty / Come And Join The Nazi Party!

I Only Direct In Self-defense.