You Go Out With A Girl You

I Knew Going In That Being A Single Parent Would Be One Of The Toughest Jobs I'd Ever Have. I'd Been A Talk-show Host, Actor, Comic, And On And On, But This Gig Was Going To Be My Defining Moment.

The Way I Approach Stardom And The Show, I'm Like A Politician. I'm An Elected Late-night Official To Do Your Work.

You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left!

I've Never Understood What The Upside Of Marriage Would Be For Me Personally.

The Bottom Line Is I've Never Had Anybody Bark At Me In A Mall With Malicious Intent. Everybody Who Barks At The Kid From Cleveland Is To Let Him Know, "i Know Who You Are." It's Always A Positive Thing.