You Give Up Your Dream, You Give

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

I Had Really Good Hearing And When You're Scared It Gets Heightened So You Hear Scratching Noises Or Something.

The Inspiration Was This Great Group Of 40 Or 50 Relatives, Sometimes For Thanksgiving Or Passover Or Something And My Brothers Would Just Go Up And Make Them Laugh.