You Get To Play With People's Little

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

Some People Have No Idea What They're Doing, And A Lot Of Them Are Really Good At It.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.

One Of The First Things They Teach You In Driver's Ed Is Where To Put Your Hands On The Steering Wheel. They Tell You Put 'em At Ten O'clock And Two O' Clock. Never Mind That . I Put Mine At 9:45 And 2:17. Gives Me An Extra Half Hour To Get Where I'm Goin'.