You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns

This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm The Next Best Thing.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

I Remember The Excruciating School Task Of Writing A Three-page Term Paper. But, Oh, That Feeling When I Was Done! I Think I Drive Myself For That Feeling Of Accomplishment.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.