You Either Mellow At 30, Or Your

The Greeks Believed That Once There Were No Male And Female, That All Souls Were One. Then The Souls Were Torn Apart, Male And Female. The Greeks Thought That When You Found The Other Half Of Your Soul, Your Soul Mate, That It Would Be Your Perfect Lover But I Think If You Find Your Other Half, You Would Be Too Much Alike To Be Lovers, But You Would Still Be Soul Mates.

Never Interrupt When You're Winning.

Vampires Were Always Either Trying To Kill Me, Or Own Me. God I Hated Being Popular.

It Was Two Weeks Before Christmas. A Slow Time Of Year For Raising The Dead.

I Got Out My Jar Of Ointment. I Knew Animators Who Had Special Containers For The Ointment. Crockery, Hand-blown Glass, Mystical Symbols Carved Into The Sides. I Used An Old Mason Jar That Had Once Held Grandma Blake's Green Beans. Larry Fished Out A Peanut Butter Jar With The Label Still On It. Extra-crunchy. Yum-yum.