You Don't Want Money To Make You

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.