I'd Like To Retire At 50 But

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.