You Don't Use Mayonnaise, Why? ... Are

That's My Private Business. Besides, The Perception Is That People That Believe In God Are Stupid.

I See Some People With Glasses Here, I Trust People With Glasses, Don't You? But If You're Wearing Your Glasses Like This ... "get Away From 'em!"

Kale Is A Superfood And It’s Special Power Is Tasting Bad.

I Was Looking At A Bottle Of Water; They Have Nutritional Facts Printed On The Side. You Know, I'm No Chemist, But I Have A Rough Idea What's In Water.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I've Never Planned On The Acting And The Stand-up Feeding Each Other; They've Always Been Separate Desires.