You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.