You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

I Have Many Favorite Artists...van Gough As One, But He Didn't Really Sing A Lot!

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?