The Hills Are Alive With The Sound

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?