The Hills Are Alive With The Sound

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.