You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.

He May Not Be In A Class All By Himself, But It Don't Take Long To Call The Roll.