You Do Not Boo An Olympic Gold

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.