You Didn't Wake Up, Your Dreams Just

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators

I Exercise Hard And The Reason I Do Is So That I Can Earn The Things I Like To Consume.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.