I Think Trying To Be Cool Is

I See Dull People As Projects ... To Be Reformed

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

Books Are The Key. A Book Cannot Be Accessed From Afar. You Have To Hold It, You Have To Read It.

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.

The Worst Thing About Being A Great Power Is When You're Not One Any More. It Takes Centuries To Get Over It.