You Could Do With Losing A Little

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.

Anyone Who Is Concerned About His Dignity Would Be Well Advised To Keep Away From Horses.

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.