[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan

If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish To Be Returned To Earth As A Killer Virus To Lower Human Population Levels.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.