You Can't Give Any Exciting Speech Without

From What I Hear, [ "fifty Shades Of Grey" ] Is Not A Way That I Feel Like I Need To Be Turned On Or Like A Hole That Needs To Be Filled In Me.

I’m Not Super Thin, But I’m Thin, For Like, Detroit

The End Never Comes When You Think It Will. It's Always Ten Steps Past The Worst Moment, Then A Weird Turn To The Left.

I Learned That People Are Much More Game To Mock Their Own Personas Than You Would Think.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Journalist Or A Novelist.