You Can't Eat A Winner's Plaque.

You Have To Know 400 Notes That You Can Play, Then Pick The Right Four.

I've Gotten Hernias From Drummers When They Drop Tempo.

My Father's Rich, My Momma's Good Looking. Right? And I Can Play The Blues. I've Never Suffered And Don't Intend To Suffer.

I Like Stan [getz], Because He Has So Much Patience, The Way He Plays Those Melodies - Other People Can't Get Nothing Out Of A Song, But He Can, Which Takes A Lot Of Imagination.

When The Band Plays Fast, You Play Slow; When The Band Plays Slow, You Play Fast.