You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.