You Can Only Be As Good As

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.