You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark

If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd Be A Lot Of Good Ones, And There Aren't.