You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark