You Can't Direct Without A Good Crew.

All These Words We Use, Anybody Can Be A Genius Now. It Used To Be You Had To Have A Thought No One Ever Had Before Or You Had To Invent A Number. Now, It’s Like, “hey, I’ve Got A Cup In Case We Need Another Cup.” “dude, You’re A Genius!”

Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap Before Shows. That Clears My Head.

For My Scale, How I Grew Up And Live My Life, I'm Making Plenty Of Money.

If You're Older, You're Smarter. I Just Believe That. If You're In An Argument With Someone Older Than You, You Should Listen To 'em ... Even If They're Wrong, Their Wrongness Is Rooted In More Information Than You Have.

Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance In Art.