You Can't Be The Fastest Gun In

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.

They're Only Words. You Can't Be Afraid Of Words That Speak The Truth, Even If It's An Unpleasant Truth.