You Can't Be A Doctor If You

I Want To Play A Villain - I Can't Wait To Play A Villain.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

All You Do As A Performer Is Keep Doing It. If You Keep Doing It, Then It Depends On Why You're Doing It. If You're Doing Something For Superficial, Monumental Reasons And If You're Doing It For Female Attention, Or If You're Doing It For Money, It's Like Being Upset. Only Way You Can Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something. If You Don't Get This Award Or Don't Get That Award, That Because You Expect Something.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.