I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

I'm Very Much Disciplined Because I'm More Mature. When I Was Young I Just Wanted To Live, I Could Jump, I Could Run, I Was Quick And I Was Relentless.

All You Do As A Performer Is Keep Doing It. If You Keep Doing It, Then It Depends On Why You're Doing It. If You're Doing Something For Superficial, Monumental Reasons And If You're Doing It For Female Attention, Or If You're Doing It For Money, It's Like Being Upset. Only Way You Can Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something. If You Don't Get This Award Or Don't Get That Award, That Because You Expect Something.

When I Go Onstage, I Want To Relieve Your Mind, Your Pressures.

I Think A Lot Of Tv Insults The Audience.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?