I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

I Became The Storyteller Of South Side Chicago. I Used An Old Kiwi Liquid Shoe Polish As A Microphone. I'd Go Around The House Interviewing Everybody, Telling Stupid Jokes, Doing Voices. I Mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., People On 'laugh-in,' Flip Wilson.

When I Go Onstage, I Want To Relieve Your Mind, Your Pressures.

As I Got Older, I Got Into All Kinds Of Things In The Streets - But For Some Reason, I Never Got Caught Up With The Gangs Growing Up. Everybody Dug Me, Man. I Never Had Problems.

Only Way You Can You Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something.

Bernie Mac Just Says What You Think But Are Afraid To Say.