You Can Teach An Old Dog New

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

I'm Not Saying Looting Is Good, ... But I'm Saying Surely At A Time When Your Child Needs Diapers And You Need Food, When Does Looting Stop.

What's Your Name Again? That's Right. I'm So Glad You Know Your Name.

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.