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A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone.

I Don't Think You Can Bring The Races Together By Joking About The Differences Between Them. I'd Rather Talk About The Similarities, About What's Universal In Their Experiences.

A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's The Stupid Ones That Need The Advice.